MEET YOUR PHOTOGRAPHER
Hi! I'm Robert (or Rob) and I'd like to be your photographer. But first, here's a bit about me...
8 years old. Give or take.
That’s about the time I first picked up a camera. It was a Kodak Instamatic. A small black and sliver plastic box. I had toys more complicated.
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Here is what I knew about photography at the age of 8:
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You push a button.
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Do it again and again until you fill up a roll.
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Take it to get developed.
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You see what you got.
Also when I was 8, I had tons of action figures. Just like a lot of kids. Unlike a lot of kids, I didn’t so much play with them as direct them.
I built sets. I staged scenes. If I didn’t get a scene right in my head, I’d do it again. I switched viewing angles for better "composition." It frustrated me that I couldn’t get low enough to the ground for dramatic angles when my Hot Wheels cars “drove” by...


I wasn’t consciously aware of these things. I was only 8. But this was how I always played with my toys.
One day, an epiphany.
I grabbed that Instamatic camera and I photographed my action figures. Over an entire afternoon, I meticulously created sets and photographed scenes.
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I was telling a story. With photos.
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I’m no longer 8. My camera is a bit better than that old Instamatic. I know how to adjust the aperture and shutter speed and ISO to get the exposure I want. I know composition rules. I know what lenses and lighting to use to get the image I see in my head.
And I sometimes still think it’s fun to push the button just to see what I get.
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I still tell stories.​
SOME OTHER THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME:
My brain is like a fly strip for movie and pop culture trivia. Don’t be alarmed if I speak in movie quotes. Play along if you can. Humor me otherwise.
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I enjoy fine whiskeys and fine cigars. Tipping your photographer in cigars is never a bad thing.
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I believe that on some instinctual level, all humans know it’s only a matter of time until the zombies show up. If you want to hire me to shoot a zombie-themed wedding, you will be my best friend for life.
I still photograph toys…
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-- Robert
