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So, the iPad has been out for about a year now. Other tablets have edged into the marketplace. Still, I think the iPad is the tablet to have. (I may be biased, as an iPad owner, so there you have it.)
The fact is, the iPad is just plain cool. If you don’t have one, chances are you want one. If you do have one, chances are your significant other “borrows” it a little too often.
I’m hoping I can fix that.
In short, I’m hoping that you’ll help me give you an iPad.
How?
Simple. “You Want an iPad, I Want a Bride.”
That’s it. Want it spelled out more clearly? Ok. You refer a bride to me, she books my services, and to celebrate I will buy you an iPad!
To be fair, there is a catch.
This has to benefit me as well as you. I can’t just have a bride book any package with me. I’ll need her to book either the Valencia or the “Whole Bushel” package.
Here’s more specific detail about how this works:
Step 1: There’s a good chance you know, or will know, someone who has recently become engaged. Tell them about me. Put on your salesperson hat. Tell them how awesome I am. Get them to visit this site and look into my services.
Step 2: Make sure to tell them that when they book me, they need to tell me who referred them. I’ll need some way to contact you.
Step 3: The bride books either my Valencia or “Whole Bushel” package. It MUST be one of those two packages. If she books a smaller package, I’m sorry, I won’t be able to buy you an iPad (but I will really appreciate the referral and I’ll definitely put you on my list of “coolest people I know”).
Step 4: Once the bride actually signs the contract and pays the deposit, you’ve earned yourself an iPad!
That’s pretty much it.
Well, except for the so-called “fine print.” Oh come on! You knew that was coming. But it’s not that bad.
- This offer is for the base 16gb WiFi iPad 2.
- You must specify a color preference (white or black), otherwise the color will either be random or determined by availability.
- The offer is for the device only. No, I won’t just give you the cash.
- Studio Orange will take care of the sales tax.
- Insurance, service plans, or accessories will be your responsibility.
- Purchase and delivery will occur as quickly as possible after receiving the deposit, subject to any delays in available of the device.
- If you live outside of Lincoln, Nebraska, then delivery/pick-up arrangements will need to be made. You will be responsible for any shipping costs or costs associated with delivery.
- This offer will be valid until I decide to end it. This means that I may choose to revoke this offer at any time. I will do so by removing this post — so if you see it, the offer still stands.
And that’s that. Want an iPad? For free? Go! Get me a bride!
